1. A Cheeky Santa Shower Curtain
Kitschy and cute, this polyester fabric Nude Santa shower curtain will bring festive nudism to any shower, or make the perfect photo backdrop for your nude Christmas party! One reviewer even used it as an outdoor wall decoration, and I bet Santa loved it.
2. A German Blown Glass Nude Santa Ornament
It is no secret that Germans are big into nudism AND Christmas so this little nudie Santa ornament just makes perfect sense. I know your tree wants one.
3. Nudist Couple Decal
Available in multiple sizes from 6" to a whopping 20" tall, you can declare your nudist pride loudly to all the world. 100% Made In America!
4. Nudist Plant Pot Ramblers
Delight your friends and plants with these adorable Nudist Plant Pot Ramblers. What is a Rambler you ask? One of these things apparently!
5. Naked Hand Towels
While others may employ these strictly in the bathroom, nudists know these hand towels will work great in ANY room!
6. Nudist Marriage Advice Sign
If you're into sign decor--I am not--but if you are, then I approve of this one to spruce up your loving nudist abode!
7. Christmas Dicks Adult Coloring Book
Colorize this adorable little Christmas tallywhacker as he dances, prances, and skate boards through sugary snow-filled holiday scenes.
8. Boobs Adult Coloring Book
Christmas will definitely not be a BUST if you find this artistic masterpiece in your stocking! Thank you Santa!
9. Nudist Bath Mats
These are VERY popular and there are dozens of variations on Amazon, but like our hand towels these don't have to just be relegated to the true nudist's bathroom. Put them everywhere!
10. Derriere Art Print
This whimsical print features 30 diverse bums to liven up any nudist's bare walls. Keep it cute, keep it clASSy.
11. Gnude Gnomes
Personally I'd spray paint these with a single metallic jewel tone to give them a Jeff Koon's ballon dog aesthetic, but you do you.
12. The Bare Reality Books by Laura Dodsworth
Womanhood: The Bare Reality For the first time, 100 brave and beautiful women reveal their bodies and stories on their own terms, talking about how they feel about pleasure, sex, pain, trauma, birth, motherhood, menstruation, menopause, gender, sexuality and simply being a woman.
Manhood: The Bare Reality 100 men from all walks of life share honest reflections about their bodies, sexuality, relationships, fatherhood, work and health in this pioneering and unique book.
13. Nudist Notebooks
Keep track of all your nudist resort adventures in these chic and handy notebooks!
14. Butts: A Backstory by Heather Radke
Per the Amazon review: "Part deep dive reportage, part personal journey, part cabinet of curiosities, Butts is an entertaining, illuminating, and thoughtful examination of why certain silhouettes come in and out of fashion—and how larger ideas about race, control, liberation, and power affect our most private feelings about ourselves and others."
15. Ceramic Silhouette Vases
And finally, no fashionable nudist home is complete without at least one of these lovely nude ceramic vases.
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